5 HILARIOUS Short Stories Written By—- A Short Story Generator and ME!

Hey guys, 

So I was really really bored and needed some inspiration. This lead to me going onto one of those prompt sites that help you build a short story and they were the most hilarious stories ever written. All you need to do is fill up some of the blanks, which I did.. to give way to some crazy crazy stories and a couple of songs as well 😀 They make absolutely no sense whatsoever but I couldn’t stop laughing. And so I decided to put them on here. Hope they make you laugh a little at the nonsensical babble:)  P.S. All the characters are merely a figment of my imagination. Any similarity is purely coincidental. And I do not usually write these types of stories 

1) The very first story is titled (Wait for it) – Malicious Violet Mercer. It’s quite the misnomer. Read on to find out why

 

Malicious Viloet Mercer

A Short Story
by skylove1234 (my name hush!)

Viloet Mercer had always loved quiet Sleepford with its nutritious, narrow nooks. It was a place where she felt weird.

She was a malicious, creepy, martini drinker with pretty hair and blonde eyes. Her friends saw her as a warty, wide-eyed witch. Once, she had even revived a dying, puppy. That’s the sort of woman he was.

Viloet walked over to the window and reflected on her urban surroundings. The hail pounded like standing dogs.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Jake Blase. Jake was a snotty knight with charming hair and tall eyes.

Viloet gulped. She was not prepared for Jake.

As Viloet stepped outside and Jake came closer, she could see the annoying glint in his eye.

Jake gazed with the affection of 530 loving brawny birds. He said, in hushed tones, “I love you and I want some more Facebook friends.”

Viloet looked back, even more happy and still fingering the dry phone. “Jake, do you know how much trouble I took to achieve the number of friends I have,” she replied.

They looked at each other with psychotic feelings, like two graceful, grated guinea pigs arguing at a very hungry EDM party, which had EDM music playing in the background and two stupid uncles laughing to the beat.

Viloet regarded Jake’s charming hair and tall eyes. “I feel the same way!” revealed Viloet with a delighted grin.

Jake looked sad, his emotions blushing like a better, bumpy book.

Then Jake came inside for a nice drink of martini.

THE END

I cannot help but burst out laughing at that.. Anywaysss on to the next one..

2)  And this one is even more of a misnomer… I cannot believe how crazy this one is.. Oh and this story takes place on Mars, like the planet. 

Two Mean Uncles Bouncing to the Beat (P.S. There is no uncle let alone two of them)

A Short Story
by skylove1234

Emerald Fransico looked at the platinum pencil in her hands and felt grumpy.

She walked over to the window and reflected on her hot surroundings. She had always loved red Mars with its abundant, ashamed air. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel grumpy.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Cannon O’ood. Cannon was a ruthless god with ample ankles and beautiful hands.

Emerald gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a slimy, understanding, ice tea drinker with ruddy ankles and red hands. Her friends saw her as a deafening, defeated do gooder. Once, she had even helped a purple baby recover from a flying accident.

But not even a slimy person who had once helped a purple baby recover from a flying accident, was prepared for what Cannon had in store today.

The sandstorm teased like cooking cows, making Emerald jumpy.

As Emerald stepped outside and Cannon came closer, she could see the wet smile on his face.

Cannon glared with all the wrath of 472 stable manky mokeys. He said, in hushed tones, “I hate you and I want a wifi code.”

Emerald looked back, even more jumpy and still fingering the platinum pencil. “Cannon, who keeps the code as 007? I’m no James Bond,” she replied.

They looked at each other with crazy feelings, like two bulbous, blue-eyed bats boating at a very modest marathon, which had blues music playing in the background and two mean uncles bouncing to the beat.

Emerald regarded Cannon’s ample ankles and beautiful hands. “I feel the same way!” revealed Emerald with a delighted grin.

Cannon looked afraid, his emotions blushing like a slow, sparkling scissor.

Then Cannon came inside for a nice drink of ice tea.

THE END

3) Annnd now it’s time for a song.. It’s I think supposed to be a mixture of Taylor Swift songs.. but it’s the most crazily hilarious one from them all. If Taylor Swift ever sees this? I’m so sorry.

This Love is Consuming But It’s Hideous

by skylove1234

We were both funny when I first saw you.
You let’s get food and the flashback starts:
The beach is where I’m standing in the Winter air.

What are you doing with that new lover?
Who wears that quiet t-shirt,
When I wear an amazing dress,
Dreaming about the day when you wake up and find
That what you’re looking for is my super hair.

So this is me crying,
Standing in front of you saying, “You’re crazy but I want you!”
And I go back to Winter all the time.
It turns out freedom ain’t nothing but laughing casually,
Wishing I’d realised Your eyes are hypnotising.
I’d go back to Winter, turn around and do some kissing.
I go back to Winter quite often.

Baby, let’s do some arguing,
This love is hot but it’s hideous.
It’s a love story, baby,
Just be my lifeless tiger.

We are never ever ever going to try snuggling badly together,
We are never ever ever going to try snuggling badly together,
You go talk to your mother, talk to my sister, talk to me,
But we are never ever ever ever going to try snuggling badly together,
Just kicking deftly forever.

You’re crazy but I want you baby, You’re crazy but I want you.

Number 3) This one is probably the weirdest story ever made and I had to actually change the name of the story because well, if I put that name on here a misnomer would be a mild understatement. So here’s the next story..

John and Krissy

A Short Story
by skylove1234

John Asher looked at the crumpled knife in his hands and felt puzzled.

He walked over to the window and reflected on his magical surroundings. He had always loved pretty Truro with its abundant, arrogant arches. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel puzzled.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Krissy La Del. Krissy was a delightful academic with fragile shins and spiky elbows.

John gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a witty, friendly, Beer drinker with handsome shins and hairy elbows. His friends saw him as a brainy, broad brute. Once, he had even helped a fresh deaf person cross the road.

But not even a witty person who had once helped a fresh deaf person cross the road, was prepared for what Krissy had in store today.

The snow flurried like bouncing frogs, making John confident.

As John stepped outside and Krissy came closer, he could see the ugly glint in her eye.

“Look John,” growled Krissy, with a malicious glare that reminded John of delightful monkeys. “I hate you and I want peace. You owe me 1388 dollars.”

John looked back, even more confident and still fingering the crumpled knife. “Krissy, I hate you but I can’t stop thinking about you since the day you cried,” he replied.

They looked at each other with angry feelings, like two few, friendly foxes partying at a very scheming movie, which had R&B music playing in the background and two stingy uncles running to the beat.

John studied Krissy’s fragile shins and spiky elbows. Eventually, he took a deep breath. “I’m afraid I declared myself bankrupt,” explained John. “You will never get your money.”

“No!” objected Krissy. “You lie!”

“I do not!” retorted John. “Now get your fragile shins out of here before I hit you with this crumpled knife.”

Krissy looked irritable, her wallet raw like a better, bewildered banana.

John could actually hear Krissy’s wallet shatter into 1388 pieces. Then the delightful academic hurried away into the distance.

Not even a drink of Beer would calm John’s nerves tonight.

THE END

4) Time for another song. This time it’s One Direction inspired. I’m soo sorry if you’re a Directioner and are reading this..

That’s What Makes You Clean

by skylove1234

Lately I found myself acting (acting)
Been dreaming about you a lot (a lot)
And up in my head I’m your friend (friend)
But that’s one thing you’ve already got.

You’re loving,
Don’t know what for,
You’re turning heads when you roll your eyes,
Don’t need make-up,
To cover up,
Being the way that you are is enough.

Baby, you light up my world like nobody else,
The way that you eat some chocolate gets me overwhelmed,
But when you scrunch your nose it ain’t hard to tell,
You don’t know,
Oh, oh,
You don’t know you’re loving,
If only you saw what I can see,
You’d understand why I want you so desperately,
Right now I’m looking at you and I can’t believe,
You don’t know,
Oh, oh,
You don’t know you’re loving,
Oh, oh,
That’s what makes you loving.

I’ve tried playing it cool,
But when I’m looking at you,
I can’t ever be clean,
‘Cause you make my heart love.

One way or another I’m gonna scrunch your nose,
I’m gonna get you, get you, get you, get you.
One way or another I’m gonna roll your eyes,
I’m gonna get you, get you, get you, get you.

It feels like I’m constantly acting,
‘Cause I can’t compete with your friend,
He’s got ten thousand tattoos.

Aaaand for number 5…. *drumroll*….. It’s a vampire story blurb (No short story is ever complete without a vampire)! With some comments on the blurb as well 😀 

The Admirable Vampire

A Teen Vampire Story
by skylove1234

There’s an admirable new boy in Plymouth and he has everybody talking. Stunningly short and devastatingly smart, all the girls want him. However, Roger Nolan has a secret – he’s a selfish vampire.

Chantal Ramsbottom is a kind, handsome girl who enjoys star gazing. She becomes fascinated by Roger who can stop elephants with his bare hands. She doesn’t understand why he’s so standoffish.

Her best friend, an incredible ogre called Marion, helps Chantal begin to piece together the puzzle. Together, they discover the ultimate weapon – the purple, enchanted blade.

When bodies start turning up all over Plymouth, Chantal begins to fear the worst. The ogre urges her to report Roger to the police and she knows she should, so what’s stopping her?

She may resist Roger’s bite, but can she resist his charms?

Will she be caught shouting with the vampire?

And now for the praise and comments for this particular blurb-

“Bursting with originality. A kind girl falling for a short vampire has simply never been done before.”

– The Daily Tale

“About as moving as a cow stuck in a bog, but The Admirable Vampire does deliver an important message about not having a ogre for a friend.”

– Enid Kibbler

“A purple, enchanted blade would be my first choice too. This must be based on a true story, you couldn’t make this stuff up!”

– Hit the Spoof

“I could do better.”

– Zob Gloop

And that’s about all the stories that I came up with or atleast the story generator did..

Moral of this pointless exercise? Don’t trust those story generators.. They can give you some pretty hilarious but twisted stories

If you liked this post, then you can hit the like option 🙂

And have you guys heard of this amazing band called 5 Seconds of Summer? They’re my absolute favourite band and have been for quite some time now. 

So just because I put you through those stories and songs, here’s a treat for you..

Hope you liked their song, 

Till next time (which is very soon, I promise),

A Laughing Out Right Now Teenager

The Different Types of Fangirls – Straight From A Fangirl

I got the idea for this post after I stumbled upon two fangirls who were almost tearing each others hair out because well they were *HUGE* fangirls of some band member. It was amusing but so utterly ridiculous because let’s face it, I’m sure that band member has no clue that these two girls exist let alone know that he’s apparently “married” to one. Yes, I kid you not. She said ‘married’.

At times like this I really hope I have some of my faith in humanity left by the time I’m no longer a teenager. 

So who EXACTLY is a fangirl?

As quoted from Urban Dictionary (because well, the only dictionary to have this word in it is probably Urban Dictionary) “A fangirl is a (female) fan of a character from a movie, anime, video game, etc. or a real life actor or singer. Usually they have an obsession with their “idol” and do various activities to show their love for the said idol. Such activities include ranting about them, making shrines or fanlistings, creating graphics (wallpapers, layouts, etc) that feature the “idol”, writing fanfics and making fanart. Some also make plushies or collect posters and other merchandise of their beloved idol.”

Now obviously there are various types of Fangirls. Let’s put it this way – I fangirl over 5 Seconds of Summer but I certainly don’t put myself in the same category as those girls fighting over a certain band member.

So here are some of the different types of fangirls you’re going to come across some point in your life or have probably already seen.

1.  The Originals aka We’re Creepy Stalkers (I like how it sounded like the T.V. show) – These are the girls who’ve been dedicated to the artist/band/t.v show or whatever since the very beginning. They’re the ones who first followed the ‘celebs’ on Twitter and know literally everything about them. They normally think they have some superior bond with the person and are extremely possessive about them. They’ve seen the person/people go through their transformation and have been behind them right from their fetus (teen slang, not literally a fetus) days to their current status. It’s ridiculous but you better not mess with them. 

They know everything about the band. From the first song, to the first YouTube cover to even their entire family history. They take great pride in the fact that they know everything and often bore other people with the ton of things they do know. Also, they will cut you off if you haven’t supported the band since the beginning because you ain’t a true fan if you ain’t been with them since the day they were formed. 

2. The “Fancy” Followers aka If They’re Famous, I Like Them-  These are the people who don’t know a thing about the band but still call themselves fangirls. It’s the type of fangirls who became fangirls of 5 Seconds of Summer after listening to only “She Looks So Perfect” and then going for the concerts when they don’t even know which band member is who. Yes, people like this do exist. Or people who are supposedly MAJOR fangirls of One Direction after only listening to “What Makes You Beautiful”. Yes, I’ve come across a dozen people like this. Or girls who are ‘apparently’ fangirls of Nirvana after listening to one song – Smells Like Teen Spirit.

But because these are famous bands, these girls become fangirls. They’re the type to fangirl just because they think it makes them look good or whatever. They don’t know what actual fangirls are talking about but still join in because they need the attention and hence pretend they’re massive fangirls. 

3. The Obsessive Shipper and Stalker aka I’m Watching EVERY single step that you take because we’re married-  These fangirls are the most scary people EVER. Legit. They live in some fantasy world where they’re married to the band member and well, all hell breaks loose if someone tries to bring them back to reality. And it’s chaos if two of these type of fangirls meet and realize they’re both in love with the same band member who definitely hasn’t heard of them. They spend their entire day just stalking the band or the band member and know everything, literally everything about them. They’re the type to know exactly when and where the band is and what they’re doing. Their walls are plastered with pictures of the band and they’re the type to but ALL the band merchandise possible. 

4. The Sane Fangirl aka I’m a fangirl and I love the band but I will not kill you if you don’t like the band or if you like the same band member- This is probably the safest and nicest fangirl you’ll meet. They’re the one’s who are cool with you not liking the same band or you loving the same band member. They’re obviously a bit possessive but they’re also the one’s who are realistic enough to realise that a million other girls are in love with them. They’re the relaxed ones and even though they know a ton about the band, they don’t go around telling uninterested people what they know. 

And those were the types of Fangirls I’ve come across. If you’ve come across some of these types then comment and tell me what it was like. Also if you have some other categories for fangirls then comment on that as well.

Till next time,

A Fangirling Teenager

31 Day Challenge for January: Day 3

31 Day Challenge for January

Day 3: The theme is “Bucket List”

Yay! I’ve always wanted to blog about my bucket list and now I’m getting a chance to 🙂

For those who do not know what a bucket list is, it’s basically a list of all the things you want to do before you die. It includes all the experiences and the goals you want to achieve and everyone is highly recommended to have a bucket list.

“Every man dies- not every man really lives.” – William Ross

So I’m going to include 10 things that are on MY bucket list because I cannot write a million things on this post (well I can, but I’m too lazy).

These are in order whatsoever and again, there’s a million other things that I’m not writing on here. If you have a bucket list or are planning to write a post with your bucket list just send me an email and I shall definitely see it 😀

Bucket List

1) Travel all around the world- I’ve always wanted to go to Rome, Venice, Spain, USA, Mexico,Germany, Ireland, New Zealand, Australia, Greenland, Norway, Canada,France, Britiain…. well, you get my point. So I’m going to go to these places one at a time and slowly tick them off.

Paris

 

San Fransisco

 

 

Maldives

2) Meet 5 Seconds Of Summer OR at least go to their concert- I don’t care how old I’m going to be; if I have a chance of going to their concert or meeting them, I’m going to do exactly that! Nothing gets in my way.

5 Seconds of Summer- My All Time Favourite Band

3) Get a tattoo- Okay, so I’ve always wanted to get a tattoo and I haven’t discussed this even with my parents yet. A tattoo was the second thing I wanted to do right after getting blue and purple streaks( I’ve already got blue ones done so yay). I’m turning 18 in around two years so I have two years to convince my parents( who are both completely against the idea I might add). So the tattoo I want to get done is a treble clef on either my ankle or wrist.

This is what it would probably look like

 

4) Go scuba-diving- I have always wanted to do this. Unfortunately my parents refuse to let me do this on my own and they don’t want to scuba-dive. So this is definitely one of the things I want to do before I die because who wouldn’t? The experience would be fantastic!

Under the Sea

5) Open a small bakery- So I’ve been baking since the 8th grade and I’ve become pretty good at it (I’m humble, what can I say?). It’s become a recent goal of mine to start a small bakery.Obviously that’s not going to happen any time soon, but one day it shall.

6) Go Skiing- Snow! Snow! Snow! Why would anyone not want to go skiing? I’m not even going to give a reason for this.

Snow Snow and more Snow!

7) Write a book- I love writing. It’s a stress buster and one of the reasons I actually started blogging was because I love writing and I wanted to share it with other people (aka you, yes you). Soon after I started this blog, I also made an account on Wattpad and I started writing a story. But since everyone knows how punctual I am (sarcasm,sarcasm) I haven’t updated in ages. My goal is to finish the book, sometime. Maybe in another year? (cough, cough. That’s never happening.) Okay to be more realistic in another three years. 😛

8) Eat, Eat and Eat some more Chocolate- I’m a chocoholic. There. I’ve admitted it. My dream i is to eat chocolate from morning till night (even for a midnight snack) for an entire week. I haven’t been able to do this yet because of my dear parents but I shall definitely do this.

Chocolate from the morning till the evening

9) Become a YouTuber/Viner-  Bucket List Thing To Complete #1. This friend of mine and I decided to open a collab channel and talk about everything and nothing. It’s going to be absolutely hilarious. When is this channel starting? I have no clue. That’s the only thing we haven’t decided yet 😛

10) Go behind someone in a department store and spray disinfectant on anything that they touch- BEST PRANK EVER. If I ever become a YouTuber, you know what the first video’s going to be now. 😀

 

So this is a small part of my bucket list.

Hope you liked it. Well you better have, I spent so much time on this post. I can’t even believe it. Now I’m off to eat one of the red velvet cupcakes that I baked and NO, you cannot have one. 😛

Till the next post,

A Seriously Happy With Her Post Teenager.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

31 Day Challenge for January: Day 2

31 Day Challenge for January

Day 2: The theme is “Two”

So I was at a loss on what to write…

It’s been two.. well.. this year it’ll become three years since I heard about 5 Seconds Of Summer.

And over the last year they’ve accomplished soo much 🙂

They’re the funniest boys and well their music is what makes you fall head over heels in love with them.
It’s happened to me.

Their personalities are so beguiling and one thing leads to another and before you know it, you’ve joined the 5sosfam. Their popularity is growing at an enormous rate and this year their new album is being released this year *cue the excited squeals from thousands of people*.

5 Seconds Of Summer is NOT a boy band, they’re simply a band whose music is outstanding.

So I decided to keep this post really short and the thing that symbolises two for me the most was the fact that I’ve been in love with 5 Seconds of Summer for two years 🙂

30 Day Challenge: Day 28

30 Day Challenge

Day 28: Post 5 things that make you laugh out loud

In no particular order

1) Conversations with a friend of mine who can crack me up even when I feel like crying

2) When I’m completely engrossed in a book and one of the characters jokes around. Trust me, my brother’s often inquired about my state of mind cause I’ll randomly start laughing in the middle of the book.

3) Inside jokes with my friends that no one else gets.

4) 5 Seconds of Summer. The most hilarious boys I have ever come across.

5) Amazingly funny comebacks. Especially if they’re served with a double dose of sarcasm.

 

30 Day Challenge: Day 25

30 Day Challenge

Day 25: Think of any word, Search it on google images. Write something inspired by the 11th image.

 

I know I’m the most lazy person and don’t post the 30 Day Challenge everyday but I can’t help it. Laziness and doing absolutely nothing will always come before this blog. *Note the Sarcasm.*

So I was listening to music and ta-daaaa! The word I chose was music. You’re just lucky I didn’t choose 5 Seconds of Summer or Luke Hemmings or Penguins or Batman or Pepsi or  chocolate or Luke Hemmings.. *sees that I’ve written Luke Hemmings more than once and will never change it.*

And my 11th picture was this

 

 

 

And I realized that this is EXACTLY what music is. You know how people create playlists or mix cds for when they’re upset, happy or want to party? That’s cause those songs reflect what they’re feeling or what they want to feel. There are some songs that you can just relate to because you’ve been in that situation before and you know exactly what the words mean. I’m not a songwriter or even a lyricist but I feel that music comes from our heart; and only then does it mean something. It’s only then that you truly connect with your audience. I mean look at Selena Gomezs performance at the AMAs. The entire set was so simple yet so powerful only because she felt every word that she sang and even I, someone sitting miles away could see that and connect to that. I guess what I’m trying to say is that music and feelings are complementary or directly proportional, they both are extremely powerful and can move thousands of people.

Now this ninja-ponguinda must go back to what she was doing—- looking at 5 seconds of summers videos and laughing. Yes, I have no life. This is what happens when you enter one of the craziest fandoms but I wouldn’t change it for the world.

 

Ta-da! 😀

30 Day Challenge: Day 23

30 Day Challenge

Day 23: Write a letter to someone, anyone.

 

WOAAAH.

If I had to write a letter right now it’d be to………

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

5 SECONDS OF SUMMER.

Isn’t that just a surprise? 😛

 

Anyway,

the letter would be something like this..

 

Luke,Calum,Ashton and Michael

You’re the best band I have ever heard and I’m glad I listened to your songs. I know you’re probably never going to read this but you’ll never understand what you do to me. You guys live like a thousand miles away AND even then I can still relate to you. You’ve come such a long way and it’s crazy but you deserve it all. You guys are going to become soooo famous that it’s going to be crazy! I wish that I could meet you all… It’d be a dream come true. I can’t go one day without listening to you sing and I don’t even care if that makes me sound crazy. It’s not just how you sing that I find incredible but it’s honestly everything about you that made me fall in love with you all. I seriously wish that I could meet you somehow, somewhere because you have no clue how much you mean to me.

 

Love,

Just Another Fangirl

 

 

So that’s pretty much what I’d write to them.

I’m not saying that they’re the only ones I want to write a letter to, but they’re the ones I’d write it to in a heartbeat,

 

 

30 Day Challenge: Day 22

30 Day Challenge

Day 22: Put your music on shuffle and list the first 10 songs.

I have more than 3500 songs on my iTunes and that’s on shuffle so I’m sorry if there’s no 5 Seconds of Summer on here.Anyway, I’m going to list them in the order they’re played and in this way

Song Name                    Artist/Band                              Album(If I know it)

1)   Light It Up                      One Republic                                    Native

2)   Pompeii                          Bastille                                          Bad Blood

3)  Oh Love                           Greenday                                         Uno!

4)  Payphone(cover)            Paradise Fears

5) Turning Tables                 Adele                                                  21

6) Cooler Than Me               Mike Posner                            31 Minutes to Takeoff

7) Hit The Lights                  Selena Gomez                              Golden Boy

8) Good Time                      Owl City ft. Carly Rae Jepsen      Midsummer Station

9) This Is Where The Story Ends        The Fray                            The Fray

10)  Amnesia                        5 Seconds of Summer           5 Seconds of Summer

 

YAAAAAY!!

AMNESIA WAS PLAYED.

I FEEL HAPPY 😀

 

 

Everything and Nothing #2

Hello Earthlings, it’s the Ponguinda here.

I think I prefer my internet friends over humans.

They understand the life of a ponguinda aka the life of an extremely weird and awkward teenager.

And I think I need sleep… BUT WHO CARES WHEN YOU HAVE CHOCOLATE?

I sound like a crazy version of Michael Clifford now.. I think we’d get along brilliantly. And to all those who don’t know him? He’s punk rock. Google him immediately. Like RIGHT NOW. Don’t even read any further. Just google him. Well, you can read if you want to…. cause you realize that my life’s extremely interesting…. NOT!

*fangirls over Luke Hemmings* <—— Randomness defined. f

Oh Oh Oh the only interesting thing that’s happening is that I’m off on a school trip today 🙂

YAAAAAY!! OMG I cannot waaait 😀

so basically I won’t be on for a week.. please don’t miss my awesomeness 😉

I think I’ll go to sleep now for a while.

*not happening since I’ll spend all the time I have left watching youtubers.*

And I had to ask anyone reading this extremely unamusing post… Do YOU think I should become a YouTuber? Comment to let me know 🙂

 

WOW You made it till the end 🙂 You deserve an award..

Maybe chocolate mousse?

NEVER. Follow my golden policy “If it’s chocolate, then it’s mine.”

May the chocolate be EVER in your favour.

I’m still weird. I’m a teenager. It’s all connected. Figure it out and if you can’t? Deal with it.

30 Day Challenge: Day 18

30 Day Challenge

Day 18: Post 30 facts about yourself.

 

I know, I know I’m terrible at posting everyday. Anyway, here it goes- 30 facts about myself in no order of importance.

1) My full name had 25 letters *extremely long*.

2) I’m 16.

3) I’m a Gemini *We’re awesome. Admit it*

4) I love reading– every genre other than non-fiction.

5) I love listening to music.

6) I love singing even though I’m pretty horrible.

7) I have a crush on this adorable penguin called Luke Hemmings.

8) I really like to write because it’s only through my writing that I let loose a lot of emotions I feel at that point of time.

9) I’m on Twitter, Wattpad and Instagram.

10) I like to bake.

11) I never trust people easily.

12) 5 Seconds of Summer is my favourite band and I really want to meet them.

13) I’m a Psychic Ponguinda with a pet unicorn. Poguinda = Potato, Penguin and Panda  *yes I’m weird. Deal with it*.

14) I love chocolate.

15) I’m so sarcastic that I don’t even know when I’m not sarcastic anymore.

16) I want to become a Youtuber.

17) I am terrible at keeping this blog.

18) I have a very boring life.

19) I really love the song Amnesia.

20) I love it when I see comments that praise my writing on here.

21) I never get close to people.

22) I hate feeling vulnerable.

23) I like playing basketball and swimming.

24) I’m weird. I wasn’t always this way though.

25) I love food.

26) I don’t really watch many movies.

27) I think ninjas are pretty cool.

28) I don’t play video games. *Don’t judge.*

29) I don’t believe in love at first sight. It’s lust; not love.

30) I think it’s funny how I took so long in writing 30 facts about myself.

 

Well, there it is.

30 Facts About Me 😀

It took me ages to write them.